Department of Lame Excuses

September 30, 2009

LameExcuses

Whether it’s at the office or life in general, some of us are better at coming up with lame excuses than others. Let’s just recognize the talent and make it an official position.

“Department of Lame Excuses” is available on t-shirts and other stuff at my shop at CafePress.

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When all else fails, run in circles and scream

September 30, 2009

RunInCircles

When all else fails, run in circles and scream! It always works for me. It may not resolve the situation, but it makes me feel better.

“When all else fails, run in circles and scream” is available on t-shirts and other stuff at my shop at CafePress.

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Looking for my next future ex

September 30, 2009

NextFutureEx

Let’s face it, the odds are against us. Life-long romance? Probably not. In love for just a while? Yeah, most likely.

“Looking for my next future ex” is available on t-shirts and other stuff at my shop at CafePress.

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Beware the rampaging monkeys

September 30, 2009

RampagingMonkeys

Look out, it’s that season again. The rampaging monkeys are on the loose, so beware!

“Beware the rampaging monkeys” is available on t-shirts and other stuff at my shop at CafePress.

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At what age will I be old enough to know better?

September 30, 2009

OldEnough

Does that phrase “You’re old enough to know better” bug you? We’re all “old enough”, but that doesn’t mean we won’t do it anyway. So how old do we have to be to not do what we want to do in spite of wanting to do it anayway?

“At what age will I be old enough to know better” is available on t-shirts and other stuff at my shop at CafePress.

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Putting the FUN back in dysFUNctional

September 30, 2009

Dysfunctional

Who says everyone has to be functional? Some of life’s best moments come from the craziness of life!

“Putting the fun back in dusfunctional” is available on t-shirts and other stuff at my shop at CafePress.

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No geeks were harmed…

September 30, 2009

NoGeeks

We can all rest easy that there are people looking out for the well-being of others. Quality control assures us that no geeks were harmed in the making of this t-shirt.

“No geeks were harmed in the making of this t-shirt” is available on t-shirts and other stuff at my shop at CafePress.

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