Fair warning! We who have the blogs have the power – cross us at your own risk!

“Be careful, or you’ll end up in my blog” is available on t-shirts and other stuff at my shop at CafePress.

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True diversity embraces all beings in the universe. Please do not discriminate because someone is green and shaped differently than us humans. Welcome all!

“Celebrate diversity” is available on t-shirts and other stuff at my shop at CafePress.

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Why do you even have to ask? Of course it is all about ME. You’d think you would know that by now.

“It is all about me” is available on t-shirts and other stuff at my shop at CafePress.

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Oh, what tragedy! Romeo and Juliet had nothing on them. What fate awaits our star-crossed lovers as they are plucked from their home and sent off to their destinies?

“Star-crossed apricots” is available on t-shirts and other stuff at my shop at CafePress.

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Forget Carpe Diem – seize the day. It’s much more fun to seize the crazy. (And, yeah, I know, it’s probably not correct Latin. But the crazy doesn’t care.)

“Carpe loco – seize the crazy” is available on t-shirts and other stuff at my shop at CafePress.

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Computers may be getting faster, but people still have pretty much the same load time as they always have. And some of us take longer than others.

“Loading…” is available on t-shirts and other stuff at my shop at CafePress.

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Sometimes you just know when it’s final. The Queen has spoken, and that’s that. Nothing short of an armed rebellion will change anything.

“The Queen has spoken” is available on t-shirts and other stuff at my shop at CafePress.

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Whether it’s at the office or life in general, some of us are better at coming up with lame excuses than others. Let’s just recognize the talent and make it an official position.

“Department of Lame Excuses” is available on t-shirts and other stuff at my shop at CafePress.

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When all else fails, run in circles and scream! It always works for me. It may not resolve the situation, but it makes me feel better.

“When all else fails, run in circles and scream” is available on t-shirts and other stuff at my shop at CafePress.

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Let’s face it, the odds are against us. Life-long romance? Probably not. In love for just a while? Yeah, most likely.

“Looking for my next future ex” is available on t-shirts and other stuff at my shop at CafePress.

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